Bang Average Football (Steam) Review - The Underdog of Soccer Games

Bang Average Football', a nostalgic soccer management sim that blends strategy, RPG elements, and heartfelt storytelling

Only in sports can moments capture the essence of human struggle and triumph. It's been said that if you play and give your all for the fans and teammates in front of you, those same fans and teammates will remember the name on your back.

Imagine, for example, a soccer team, once the pride of its town, now languishing at the bottom of the league. Here is the starting point where experience turns into immersion. Good game mechanics need winners. Great games, however, are executed by a dependable design: You need both winner and losers. You need structure, influence, flow, and clarity. But most importantly, you need inspiration. This is where our story begins, in the forgotten victories of a team who's glory days have become a fading memory.

Life Beyond the Pitch

Bang Average Football by developer Ruari DX, invites you to step into the shoes of a new recruit brought in to breathe life back to a club that has seen better days. The previous manager has bolted, and the team is left in shambles, leaving you with the daunting task of juggling on-field play and off-field management responsibilities.

It is a game that does not concern itself with fancy graphics. Instead, it offers a nostalgic return to the simpler days of gaming, where a good story, the thrill of the sport, and taking a defeated team to the top spot takes center stage. In fact, some of the best moments is where nothing special seems to happen. These moments are devoted to riding the train alone, making your way around a small town, and speaking to NPCs with one line responses. Together, however, these moments capture the substance of our character; an average Joe tasked with doing something great.

When you first boot up the game, you're immediately thrown back in time. The graphics are a charming tribute to the early days of gaming, with each character and scene crafted from just a handful of pixels, yet every frame showcases its unique, old-school flair. Characters walk around, gossip, vent their frustrations, and give hearty advice as how to manage, and win the next big game.

Bang Average Football', a nostalgic soccer management sim that blends strategy, RPG elements, and heartfelt storytelling

If the Shoe Fits, Kick It

Your role as player/manager adds a rich layer of strategy as you must balance your contributions on the pitch with smart and tactical decisions from the sidelines. The controls are simple but effective, a throwback to the two-button style of games past; intuitive yet deep enough to allow for skilled play. The passing, requiring the ever so delicate taps for accuracy, feels rewarding as you master it over time.

Pat the managerial part, the other half of the game is about soccer; a sport with a ball, a goal, and about 8-11 players per side. The objective is to score more than the other team. How you win, is entirely up to you. Switching between management and active play offers a dynamic challenge that keeps the gameplay varied and engaging.

There's also a strong RPG element that introduces another level of depth with each match and training session earning you skill points, which can be used to enhance players' abilities, add team's strength, or improve the club's facilities. The progression system is gratifying, offering tangible rewards for your efforts and making each game, win or lose, feel impactful.

Sounds of Silence

While the game excels in many areas, it has its share of shortcomings. Although never to the point of game breaking, but instead similar to playing with an under-inflated ball; still doable, but lacks that bouncy feel. The sound, for example, seems sporadic, and some environments lack the auditory feedback that could enhance the immersive experience.

Also, I couldn't find a way to increase the game's length, which made the matches shorter than I wanted them to be. Still, much of the games' success comes from the story and the management aspect of the game, so I found myself tinkering more with those options than actually playing.

Bang Average Football', a nostalgic soccer management sim that blends strategy, RPG elements, and heartfelt storytelling

Pixie Dust of Dreams

In the end, Bang Average Football is the Cinderella story of the year, and it takes time to see the diamond in the rough and flesh out all it has to offer. From winning your first match to losing three straight, the game tells its story from both sides of player, manager, and to an extent, the loyal fans who still cheer on their local heroes, despite the many years of disappointment.

Transformative games, and I consider Bang Average Football a transformative one, offer more than just character progression; it provide an opportunity for growth and development. And despite a rocky start in my own career mode, losing my last three games, I’m confident that, like the team I'm managing, the only way to go from here is up.


Steam Next Fest Feels the Bite of Vampire Dynasty's Demo

Mehuman Games and Toplitz Productions are thrilled to unveil a playable demo for their highly anticipated sandbox action-adventure, Vampire Dynasty, during the upcoming Steam Next Fest from June 10th to 17th, 2024.

Brace yourselves for an immersive journey into a dark fantasy realm where every choice holds the power to shape not only your vampiric existence but the fates of your devoted followers.

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Vampire Dynasty builds upon the beloved franchise's formula while boldly venturing into uncharted territory. Bid farewell to the traditional village-building mechanics and embrace the challenge of constructing an imposing castle, a symbol of your growing dominance over the land and a gateway to new, formidable abilities.

Powered by the cutting-edge Unreal Engine 5, this open-world experience invites you to explore a vast, meticulously crafted landscape. Prepare to be enthralled by a fully voiced, dramatic storyline replete with gut-wrenching decisions that will resonate through eternity, their consequences rippling across your realm.

With mature content woven into the fabric of this dark fantasy world, Vampire Dynasty promises an unparalleled gaming experience that will test the depths of your undead ambition. Embrace the darkness, and let your thirst for power guide you through this chilling, yet captivating, adventure.

Vampire Dynasty will be released into Early Access later this year. More information on the game can be found on Steam.